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Almost fainted at the gym. How embarrassing -_-

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage not weakness. – Katherine Henson   (via nofatnowhip)



I wanna meet someone who’s going to be like ‘hey wake up I’m taking you on an adventure’

Friends like this are the best


People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

Last night I dreamt that I got shot in the chest, and the three hospitals I went to could not help me. I was literally walking around with a bullet in my chest and no one would help -_-  

I’ll be analyzing this in my head all day… 

It was pretty dramatic actually. I heard a gunshot, and when I looked at the shooter, he had been shot. But then I looked down and noticed that I had been shot at as well. I think I’ve been watching too much Netflix. 

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